I saw Twilight, the movie about vampires in love. It wasn’t very good, but I think it has potential. That said, I think that the best way to kill vampires is The Force. Qui Gon and Obi Wan could put a swift end to all this vampire nonsense. And have you noticed that only sexy people become vampires? Where are all the fat, balding vampires? Also, do vampires poop? I find it hard to believe that a vampire can even get an erection. After all, they are undead. Which reminds me of a Richard Wilbur poem called ‘The Undead.’ Look it up.
